Tuesday, July 10, 2012

The Best Fruit Salad EVER


I made the best fruit salad ever the other day. Like seriously, it was the best ever! I cut up strawberries, cherries, and pineapple. I made HM cut of the honey dew (because I find the seed removal process gag inducing) and added it all to a big container with mint from my garden. You heard me, my garden. Who am I?

DISCLAIMER: My garden consists of mint and mint alone. Don't be too wow'd.

honeydew to be added
I learned a few things. One, cutting and pitting cherries is lame and time consuming.....but worth it. Two, there are lots of funny puns to be made for your husband's benefit when you are in the possession of two melons:

Most of the comments were variations of, "you like what you see?" and "you can't afford this". How I scored a patient husband like HM I will never know. Good man.....and I even conveniently forgot to add his cantaloupe (I hate cantaloupe).

In my enthusiastic efforts to pit the cherries and mix all the fruit together, I ended up staining my white lulu skirt. Whoops. Not to worry though sweets. The stain came out with no problem thanks to the help of a generic tide stick stain remover!

Like what you see? You can't afford this!
It was amazing how flavorful the fruit salad was. It reminds me that you don't have to add a bunch of sugar and junk to something in order for it to be delicious. On the off chance that you are sick of hearing about my fruit salad now, I will stop.


  1. Mmm, I love all fruit salad and my husband would have LOVED making the 2 melon jokes for HOURS!!!


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