Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Incident

Grrrrrr Sweets,

Yes. I just growled and I apologize but I am just so worked up right now. Please, allow me to vent. I won't start at the begining because I know you don't have all day. Lets pick up around 6pm when I went to BifG. Tonight's workout was a tough one. My arms and legs were shaking by the time I left the gym.

It is unlikely that what happened next was due to 'roid rage. Mostly because I don't take steroids. It could have been all the signs I passed on the way from the gym to the car.....

But I don't think so. I don't think 'the incident' was my fault. After the gym, I headed over to the store to get some produce for juicing. I stopped at the most convenient store on my route home:

Caution: Crazies Inside
I was feeling pretty good after my hard workout. I was sporting a new lulu top I got from the gift exchange with my girlfriends. Score. I found some great produce. I proceeded to the checkout and that is when some chick who looked like she just got finished clogging a drain stepped on me. Yes. She stepped on me. I was waiting for the women in front of me to finish her transaction so I neutrally asked the drain clog behind me if she would mind stepping back a bit. She ignored me. Now imagine this please sweets. Our faces were 5 inches apart. There is no way she could not have heard me. I asked her to back up again and she looked at me and said "No".

I was a little put off. I pointed out that she was standing on me. She looked me up and down and said "No I am not". Our shoulders were touching mind you- and she was getting aggressive to the point I was losing my balance. That is how much she was in my space. It was just plain weird. I had two choices...well three if you count letting it go and being the bigger person.....I could shove her away OR I could verbally make a statement. Considering I make money and own property, I thought shoving would cost me. Drain clog probably doesn't even pay taxes. I went into verbal ninja mode. Not bad, but my point was made. It was weird sweets...seriously weird. She was OFF. Feeling shaking and creeped out, I grabbed my over sized grapefruit and drove home. Weird. I mean, who does that?!?!?

Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me!
Has anyone ever had an odd incident like this? Please share and make me feel better!


  1. I ride public transit - almost every day is like that.

    I had a street kid ask me for money one day. I said my standard answer of "Sorry, no cash" (because then I'm not saying no, I just can't help) and he replies, "you have a debit card, right?" I said "and?" and walked away.

    Seriously? Has that worked before?


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