Friday, July 1, 2011

Lasers & Marathons

Good afternoon sweets,

Did you know that lasers and marathons end at the same place? Oh you didn't? I will explain. I have never done a full marathon, but this is how my half marathons generally go:

Mile 1: Bobbing and weaving the scrapbook clubs who decide to speed walk a race and the mile is over before I know it.

Mile 2: Bobbing and weaving the dudes who sprinted from the start and are now dry heaving from the exertion and the mile is over before I know it.

Mile 3-11: Found a good pace to settle into and the crowds have thinned. Feeling like I am queen of the world and that I could TOTALLY do a full marathon-piece of cake.

Mile 12-13.1: Running is stupid. This hurts. What's the point. I am NEVER doing another one of these ever again. MARK MY WORDS!

Upon Reflection: That was such a good day. I love the feeling of accomplishment. The pictures are super cute. SOOOOO WORTH IT!!!!! It didn't really hurt that bad. This is about when I sign up for my next race.

Now how in the world is a race the same as a laser? Well it is. I am in the process of having hair laser removal on my legs and under arms. (Anything to reduce maintenance time!) You think it is a good idea going into it:

Gosh, such a pretty face

Before the carnage

During the process it hurts so fricken bad. I mean we are talking about a fricken laser beam burning your hair follicle to DEATH. You swear NEVER again. Not worth it. It hurts. Stupid.

But then you are invited to a last minute pool party. What? Yes my stems are hairless. Thanks for noticing. SOOOOO WORTH IT!!!!!! It didn't really hurt that bad. This is about when I schedule my next appointment.

Hairless- maybe.........tan-definetly not

So there you have it sweets. This is how lasers and marathons end up at the same place. Tune in next week to find out how a raven is like a writing desk.


  1. I feel the same way about races! Toward the end I am miserable and both marathons I ran I swore I would never do it ever, ever again...but then the next day I'm looking for my next race!

  2. hahaha! too funny. At the end of my marathon I felt like I should punch myself in the face for signing up for such a crazy thing.

    Bikini line laser isn't quite as bad bc it only takes like 2 minutes but I still clench my teeth really hard during's hurts!

  3. hahahah so funny. i love your recap of the race although mine is usually like 3-11 why the hell did i do this lol

  4. Hmm...I've never done the laser hair-removal, but I've always been curious. Thanks for the details!

  5. Oh good to know about the laser removal--- how long does it last?! There have been a few groupons for it recently and I've been tempted to it permanent?

    Great half marathon summary :)

  6. Heehee! That is pretty much how I feel about running! I don't do laser removal cause I don't have that much hair but I do Veet which on occasion has given me chemical burn! Yowza!!! But you forget the pain!

    This is why people have more than one child!!!

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